I gave a student a blowjob, he made me fuck him. And I said: "No."

If you've done cunnilingus, fuck me, but don't count on sex if you haven't licked it

Or maybe it'll give you a write-off if you get your tits out and suck on them under the table?

Watering the hosts with his sperm, and just watering the garden

Came to apply for a job and fucked his boss in the anus

And you shouldn't have watched porn at work — now stand there and bear it

When can I pay you back? I can right now, but I'm a virgin 🫢

I could have had an iPhone, but an argument is an argument - I only have a creampie

This could be the way classes at the university could be taught by philologists

You suck up to the boss, you get a bonus! I don't care if he cheated on his wife

- Are we being tricked into having sex? - Yeah, it's too late to say no, let them fuck us

Getting a creampie is a babysitter's job! Gotta know where babies come from

You're naked, hide your tits 🤯 Don't get blackmailed later

Professor, stop fucking with me and give me an A

Asked his wife to fuck his brother and filmed the cheating himself

Well, brother, there's no money, but I always have my pussy — take it, don't be shy

Show me your dick and I'll decide if we just fuck or if I let you cum in my ass

Trip to Crimea started with fucking sex with a stranger (in the ass)

How can you fire someone like me? Big tits and a star pussy

You tell me, what does she do better in the kitchen — cooking or fucking?

Student, you're so good at fucking 🤤 I'll give you the highest grade on the test

My brother called me a slut for masturbating in the toilet, but at least he helped me

You shouldn't have fucking gambled! Now come on, put your pussy on the line

"Bro, wait, actually my pussy is for a guy. Just your ass."